seinfeld the handicap spot script

... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. There's no spaces here. Frank: (to George) You know, my insurance doesn't cover this? George: Boy, even I never heard that one... George: Well, we just blew 240 bucks on a wheelchair. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped. In front. Jerry:Hey Alison! Kramer: Well, I gave her the wheelchair! Frank: A beautiful Mercury! Frank (picking up his shoes): I don't think you did such a good job on these... Frank: You're supposed to your face there! We gotta buy a wheelchair. Kramer: She dumped me! Get an open spot while traveling by calling ahead for aiport parking reservations. You know the feeling. Lady: That's right. George: Hi, we're from the United Volunteers, we've come to pick up the TV. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Elaine: Of course you do, it's an engagement party. We're gonna be swimming in 'thank you's... George: What did I get the veggie burger for? Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes Cop: Reckless endangerment of public safety, and violation of traffic code 342-A. I don't know what happened to him... (Jerry's on the phone with the Drake, Elaine is eating an Oreo cookie). Then the baby, there's another present. George and Kramer go on to buy a used wheelchair which is much cheaper than a brand-new, top-of-the-line model. $19.99. (Estelle opens the front door, two men walk in). Kramer: (Looking at Jerry's doodle) That's a nice triangle... Kramer: Ooh, Isosceles. Go back to the very beginning of the episode. George: Do you have something a little more... less expensive? For what? $150.00 + shipping . After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman. Jerry: He gave her all the gifts; he felt guilty. The Drake: Oh yeah, yeah... it's fantastic... Jerry: I am gonna make good use of this! You're a woman! Kramer: Alright, alright. We're just waiting here for the owner of this car to show up. Lady: That's right. hospital. It aired on May 13, 1993. Salesman: This is out best model. Kramer: Alright, now, we gotta go out. George: The better looking they are, the faster they go! George: What are we gonna do? Jerry: Elaine, look. Jerry: Son's of bitches! Free shipping . Jerry: (to the Drake) So it was a good party, huh? Is that what you want? Hey, have you gotten your present yet for the Drake? Elaine: Our big screen TV is probably arriving right now... George: How are we gonna get out of here? And how about that store, delivering it tonight? Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake," George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer's advice. I could live out here. Majongh ladies: This is the same situation! A big screen TV? Then the baby starts getting their presents. Good luck finding them... him... whatever. Frank: George, forget about the shoes. Estelle: (to Frank) I told you not to give it to him! At the mall, Kramer convinces George to park in the handicap spot, but when they return to the car they find that a woman in a wheelchair couldn't park in the spot and the battery on her chair died because she had t… George: I like this area. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Elaine: They don't know anybody in Chicago. Frank: Anyway, I want you to pick up this big screen TV, and deliver it to her. Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Seinfeld - "The Soup Nazi" - Script! Jerry (coming out of the bathroom): What's the big hurry? They decide to buy a big-screen TV, but must drive George's father's car to be able to move it. Jerry: (to the Drake) Oh, wait a second, I'll ask her.. that's a great idea. Learn about great deals and affilates for airport parking. George: You don't know what that spot means to him. IT NEVER ENDS! Kramer: Well, the handicapped woman? In "The Handicap Spot" Jerry mentions "every big [boxing] fight" in the same breath as the Super Bowl. Salesman: It helps to control the direction regardless of the operator's tremors or spasticity. Tell me, were you guys just blown away or what? George: Alright, alright! This is the first appearance of George's father Frank Costanza, played by John Randolph. (George enters the room from the washroom). Elaine: (Yelling to Jerry in the bedroom) Hey Jerry, come on, let's go. If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped. 1 min read, gs: Mariska Hargitay (Melissa Shannon) Anne Twomey (Rita) Gina Hecht (Dana Foley) Jeremy Piven (Michael Barth (TV George)) Larry Hankin (Tom Pepper (TV Kramer)) Kevin Page (Stu) Laura Waterbury (Casting Director) Elena Wohl (Sandi Robbins (TV Elaine)) Bruce Jarchow (Doctor) Al Ruscio (Manager) Richard, gs: John Randolph (Frank Costanza (see NOTE)) Richard Portnow (Ray) Kathy Kinney (Angry Woman) Rick Overton (The Drake) Nancy Lenehan (Volunteer) Elizabeth Dennehy (Allison) Fritzi Burr (Maj-Jongg Lady #1) Norma Janis (Maj-Jongg Lady #2) Ina Parker (Maj-Jongg Lady #3) Marvin Braverman (Cop) David Blackwood, See all 179 posts Go online and compare rates for discounted airport parking in your state. The engagement is off, we get the TV back. Not a scratch on it, it was owned by some lady who only used it to go from the bathroom to the kitchen and to feed her cat. Told me to drop dead! George. Salesman: When I see someone enjoying themselves like that, it reminds me why I got into this business in the first place. I know he's not gonna wanna move. Do you see your face in there? You open the door to the car, boom, you walk right into the. $150.00 + shipping . You should have seen the look on her face. Fine George! Lady: On behalf of the United Volunteers of Greater New York, we thank you! I'm looking forward to meeting the Drakette! Kramer: Why don't you take a handicap spot... Elaine: No, no! "Seinfeld" The Handicap Spot (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. It's not like we stuck a broomstick in her spokes and she went flying... George: What I don't get is, just because the battery is dead, you think she'd be able to roll up the hill with her hands! The group travels to a mall in Lynbrook to buy a big-screen television as an engagement gift for their friend "The Drake" (Rick Overton). George: That's good, we'll give it a try... Jerry: That doesn't work, we'll give 'em Kramer! George: No, no, no. That's what's so painful about divorce: you get impeached and you're not even the president! I don't even like Drake. While visiting Lola (Donna Evans Merlo), the injured handicapped woman, at the hospital, Kramer falls in love and feels compelled to replace her wheelchair. (Estelle is playing Mahjongh with the ladies). George: Parking in a handicap spot. Kramer: Make sure we don't forget where the car's parked. You got a veggie burger, so I had to get the veggie burger, I'm allover crums... Jerry: No-one's gonna have a better gift than this big screen TV! Salesman: For example, your tremor-damping. Kramer falls in love with the injured woman. Now its about the handicap spot being a mirage and the special olympics! George: Look at this. An angry mob trashes his car. Jerry, George, Elaine: Don't worry. He's gonna pay! Jerry: Yeah, that's a good idea. Salesman: Oh sure, it just doesn't have any of the thrills of the Cougar. Kramer: Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together. Engagement present! In 1995, the scenes in which Randolph appeared were re-shot with Stiller for the series' syndication in the United States. You can't beat that spot. Coming from an outing to a flea market in New Jersey, Elaine and George damage Jerry's car when George drives over a large pothole. First, think of the original airdate episode, where Jerry gives a monologue about a friend getting married and the government in it. Maybe they're on their way to Chicago tomorrow and do the whole thing all over again. "THE CONTEST" / NBC EMPLOYEE PROMOTION. Directed by Tom Cherones. Why is it me who always has to do these things? I love her Jerry, I really love her. However in some syndicated airings Randolph is still listed in the credits. Kramer: Hey. It aired in the U.S. on September 28, 1995. Somebody gave her a used wheelchair with defective brakes. Nov 16, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Handicap Spot) 4", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. Right in the middle of his United Volunteers meeting. How are we gonna get out of here? Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! What if we all went by the car and started screaming: "There he is, there's the guy that took the handicap spot!" The Handicap Spot Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Handicap Spot script from this web site. Kramer: yeah... she says she doesn't wanna see me again. Jerry: Yeah! And this is if the marriage works. Calling people I hardly know, and demanding they return expensive gifts, that's my "thing"? In the final scene, the gang is once again looking for a parking space at the mall, and Kramer tries to talk George into parking next to a fire hydrant, using near-identical rationales as he had at the handicapped spot. I put Stephen Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's lovin' it! When you're married, you're part of a vast decision-making body. Jerry? May not get out alive! I knew that there have been two Frank Costanza's on Seinfeld although the first one, John Randolph only appeared for only one episode. "The Handicap Spot" (May 13, 1993) SUMMARY George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, causing a disabled woman to be injured. He's got the good spot in front of the good building in the good neighbourhood. SEINFELD TV SHOW SCRIPT. George: He's right! George: Between the car getting totalled, the towing charge and the fine, there's no way I can ever pay him back... George: The woman we bought the wheelchair for? willing these great parking spots. Kramer: Well they don't. Salesman: Inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip-up arms, it's fully loaded. Yeah, that's a great spot. Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? Jerry: Yeah. Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them, I mean I'm glad they're happy, but, frankly, that doesn't do anything for me. Kramer: Let's just take a bus back to the city. The four plan to go an engagement so they go to buy the gift and George parks in a handicap spot because they thought it will only take them few minutes to get the gift. It's perfect! Discretely inquiring about the TV, they learn that The Drake let his ex-fiance have all the gifts, and she in turn donated them to charity. Frank forces him to become his butler as punishment, an idea taken from the pilot episode that George is writing with Jerry. Elaine: My God this is fantastic! As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. She rolled right over me! Don't chip in! Jerry: Oh, what's the difference, you don't go out that much. Out of the question. That is possible. Kramer: Well, you know I went to the hospital today, and I saw the woman, you know, and the wheelchair is totalled, we gotta get her another one! That's why, those spaces are always empty. Am I a hipster dufus? I love the name Isosceles. When friends of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer get engaged, the four decide to go in on a large present for their engagement party. It's the same thing with the femenists. At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. As a result of the accusation, Frank's award is taken away from him. Aren't they gonna chip in? Yeah! It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. George: Well, my father works for the United Volunteers, maybe he can get her one. Alight! George's first job as his father's butler is to retrieve the big-screen TV at The Drake's house, so that it can be donated to charity. KEITH HERNANDEZ SEINFELD SIGNED FULL 34 PAGE SCRIPT METS SECOND SPITTER BECKETT. The whole thing is a total loss! Brodeur went on to play for the New Jersey Devils for two more decades after the episode aired and even after he retired his jersey remains a popular choice with the team's fans. Originally Aired: Thursday, March 18, … It was all his idea! That's fantastic! Elaine: Alright, gimme the phone... it's my "thing"... Jerry (to George): You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo. George, who has borrowed his father's treasured car (a 1978-1980 model Mercury Monarch), parks in a handicapped parking space after being urged by Kramer to do so since they couldn't find any spaces. [cut to Lola rolling down a hill trying to use her brakes that don't work, screaming]. Before anything gets done there are meetings. Find the exact moment … They later return to find the car completely demolished. Once he gets it, he doesn't go out for weeks. We'll find a space. It's not hers, it's theirs. The Drake broke up. Jerry: Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV. Anybody can just get engaged and get presents and just keep them all. The opening monologue is different! That's a lot of wheelchairs! Directed by Tom Cherones. Like they have a motor on their ass. Jerry: How about this, you put your car in the good spot, that'll hold the good spot in front of the good building, and we can get the good car! Jerry. Not a scratch on it! Did I tell you about the spot in front of. And then she told me, that the old wheelchair, that wasn't any good anyway! Want you to do something for me (scribbles something on a piece of paper). There's spaces in the other lot. Jerry: What are we, John Dillinger? Jerry: (as George picks up a broken piece of his car) You know, a lot of these scratches will buff right out... Frank: Eight years have I had this car. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Committees have to study the situation. Free shipping for many products! before we go to the party. Elaine: Oh, the remote! They are indignant that the former couple are not returning their expensive engagement presents to the givers, believing that this should be common courtesy when an engagement is broken. We need a plan! (Kramer crashes into some more wheelchairs). I was over there today. It is the tenth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 9, 1993. Kramer: Yeah, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I'm really happy for them. Elaine: Boy, I am really starting to dislike the Drake! George: Hey, is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else? In the middle of receiving the award, he is arrested for George's parking in the handicap spot, as Frank is the registered owner of the vehicle. 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